domo ari-knock-yo ass out
These days, professional wrestling has gotten to the point where watching big, sweaty dudes talk trash to some other big, sweaty dude just isn’t as much fun as it used to be. We need a hero; a muscle-bound savior to step up and fill the star-spangled cowboy hat of the late, great Randy “Macho Man” Savage. Kaiju Big Battel, the people responsible for pitting a can of kung-fu chicken soup against a pterodactyl, is here to answer the call.
Join them along with Starkey, DJ Suga Shay, and Drunken Doja Monkey, presented by The Brain Trust, at the Middle East Downstairs.
[Thu 8.29.13. 480 Mass. Ave., Central Sq., Cambridge. 10:30pm/18+/$10. @kaijubigbattel. mideastclub.com. Facebook Event]
